英语演讲幽默笑话13篇
英语演讲幽默笑话篇1
Music comes with us. Where there is life, there is music. Where there is music, there is hope. It lies in everyday life, in everyone"s life, in everything we see, in everything we hear-- in the rhythm of the sea, in the whisper of a gentle wind, in the melody of a bird"s singing, in the harmony of village chimes.
You can hear music wherever you may go . A man who doesn"t know music will lose half the world. A nation that pays little or no attention to music will be a sad nation. A world without music would be the one for the dead and devils.
So dear friends, let"s open our arms to embrace music and enjoy it throughout our lives. Love music and love life.
Thank you.
英语演讲幽默笑话篇2
Ladies and Gentlemen, Good morning! I’m very glad to stand here and giveyou a short speech.
Man’s life is a process of growing up, actually I’m standing here is agrowth. If a person’s life must constituted by various choices, then I grow upalong with these choices. Once I hope I can study in a college in future,however that’s passed, as you know I com#e here, now I wonder what the futureholds for me.
When I com#e to this school, I told to myself: this my near future, allstarts here. Following I will learn to becom#e a man, a integrated man, who hasa fine body, can take on important task, has independent thought, an open mind,intensive thought, has the ability to judge right and wrong, has a perfectjob.
Once my teacher said :” you are not sewing, you are stylist; never forgetwhich you should lay out to people is your thought, not craft.” I will put mypersonality with my interest and ability into my study, during these process Iwill combine learning with doing. If I can achieve this “future”, I think that Ireally grow up. And I deeply believe kindred, good-fellowship and love willperfection and happy in the future.
How to say future? Maybe it’s a nice wish. Lets make up our minds, stick toit and surely well enjoy our life.
英语演讲幽默笑话篇3
On earth, except human beings, what else? Yes, there are animal. But after several years, animal numbers decreased gradually. Human beings have no regard animal as a friend?
Animal and human should be good friends, but why animal and human enemies? Is because people don"t send in the eyes of the animal. Such as the cow. With cow dairy production such as human, cow milk can not time, humans will put the cow to brutally kill. Cow"s milk, will not be released? The cow is also a vivid life ah! In recent years the "plague, AIDS, mad cow disease, avian flu", these are a harbinger of animal who respond! The meeting has also had the third world war? Our ancestors is an animal! If human beings don"t stop this killing the animal behavior, is the mother of our area heavy blow ah!
Home we don"t damage animal now, so they can feel at ease to animal reproduction. Animal friends, also have a piece of blue sky, let the bird fly freely; to the animal a piece of green grass, let the cattle and sheep running merrily; also a world of waters animal, allow the animal to be light of heart from care to swim in the ocean. Perhaps, this can soothe animal were wounded soul. Animal originally bad, but human destruction of their homes, these are just their effects on human "revenge".
Friends, let us work together to protect animal!
英语演讲幽默笑话篇4
When I saw the titile of this essay I am supposed to be writing about, allI felt were its broadness and abstractness. Though I am a Chinese myself, it hadalways seemed complicated to tell how much exactly my nationality meant to meuntil that unforgettable experience in the Chinese Embassy at the U.K, whichmade a significant difference to my life. Only when I was abroad did I realizehow proud I always was for my great country and clarify the relationship betweenChina and me, referring it to that between a mother and a child desperate forhelp.
It was in the London Heathrow International Airport that our passports andairplane tickets were stolen a few minutes before the plane took off. Despairedand tired as we were, we wandered on the flourishing streets of London and feltisolated from all the nearby lighthearted laughters. It didnt take a long timefor the lingering homesickness hit us and reminded us of the Chinese Embassy atthe U.K that might be our sheet anchor. Ages passed while we walked to theembassy, suffering from hunger and helplessness with every step we took. Sureenough, our eyes were unconsciously filled with tears when we finally reachedthe spot. I was taken by surprise when the brightly-colored Chinese nationalflag broke through the darkness and appeared once again in front of my eyes,recalling all the pleasure I had at home. It suddenly felt as if I was takenhome, a home where all my fear and anxiety vanished and replaced by the hope andwarmth that ran all over my body to cheer me up. The ambassadors were allamiable Chinese officers and the familiar Chinese accent drew me closer to mymotherland where we received the only help. The ambassadors made us noodles inthe familiar Chinese way and settled the accommodation for us. I had tearsrunning down my cheeks when the hot noodles, smelled as pleasant as my mothersat home, filled my stiff empty stomach because I knew I was safe in the arms ofmy compatriots and there was no need to be worried anymore for I knew I washome.
We successfully returned to Beijing the next day and I still couldnt forgetthe moment when I felt so much closer to my motherland than any other timegiven, as though our hearts were beating in one melody. Had my motherland notsaved the day, we would never came back home so quickly without any restriction.For that one brief second when I was handed the brand new passport with aChinese flag printed on it, my heart was overflowed with the pride for my ownnation because never has a country I known connected to its people so close asthe way my motherland and us related. I was like a child, crying and desperatefor help while my mother China is the harbor to hold me, this small vulnerableboat. Even though I was out of home, my motherland remained inseparated from meno matter how far I go and is always there to help me back on track whenever inneed. I wish you a happy birthday, China. I am so proud of you not only becauseof your obvious amazing pace in economical development, but also due to therelieved and warm way I felt when I was abroad and enjoyed your ray of loveshone on my body and heart. You are the spirits dancing in my blood, thestrength holding up my body and and essence making up my soul. I am so honoredas a Chinese, a member of this dynamic and loving country. For your developmentand future, it is my responsibility to settle you safely through all thenumerous difficulties until we finally make it to the bank where happinese andprosperity is waiting. I love you, China, my dearest mother!
英语演讲幽默笑话篇5
we often hear people say, “never give up.” these can be encouraging words and words of determination. a person who believes in them will keep trying to reach his goal no matter how many times he fails. in my opinion, the quality of determination to succeed is an important one to have. therefore, i believe that we should never give up.
one reason is that if we give up too easily, we will rarely achieve anything. it is not unusual for us to fail in our first attempt at something new, so we should not feel discouraged and should try again. besides, if we always give up when we fail, we will not be able to develop new skills and grow as people. another reason we should never give up is that we can learn from our mistakes only if we make a new effort. if we do not try again, the lesson we have learned is wasted. finally, we should never give up because as we work to reach our goals, we develop confidence, and this confidence can help us succeed in other areas of our lives. if we never challenge ourselves, we will begin to doubt our abilities.
in short, it is important that we do not give up when working for our goals. whether we succeed in the end or not, we will learn something, and what we learn will help us to become better, more confident people. furthermore, if we give up, we have non chance of attaining our goals, but if we keep trying, there is always a chance that we will succeed one day.
英语演讲幽默笑话篇6
I have a dream Every one has his own dream.When I was a little kid ,my dream was even to have a candy shop of my own .But now ,when I am 16 years old ,standing here ,my dreams have already changed a lot.
I have got quite different experience from other girls.While they were playing toys at home,while they were dreaming to be the princesses in the story .I was running in the hard rain,jumping in the heavy snow,pitching in the strong wind.Nothing could stop me ,because of a wonderful call from my heart -- to be an athlete.Yeah ,of course ,I"m an athlete,I"m so proud of that all the time .
When I was 10 years old ,I became a shot-put athlete.The training was really hard ,I couldn"t bear the heavy shot in my hands .But I always believe that "god only help those who help themselves".During those hard days,I find I was growing more quickly than others of the same age.To be an athlete is my most correct choice.But,I quit my team after entering high school because of a silly excuse.I really didn"t want to stop my sports career anyway.
Today I say to you my friends that even though I must face the difficulties of yesterday ,today and tomorrow .I still have a dream .It is a dream deeply rooted in my soul.
I have a dream that one day ,I can run,jump and pitch just like I used to be.
I have a dream that one day , I can go back to my dream sports and join the national team.
I have a dream that one day ,I can stand on the highest place at the olympic games.With all the cameras pointing at me.I will tell everyone that I"m so proud to be a Chinese athlete!
This is my hope .This is the faith that I continue my steps with!!!
With this faith ,I will live though the strong wind and heavy rain ,never give up !
So let victory ring from my heart,from all of you.When we allow victory to ring .I must be the one!
In my imagination,I"m a bird ,a magical bird.I carry my dreams all with me by my big wings. I fly though the mountains ,though the forests ,over the sea,to the sun ,the warmest place in the aerospace!
Every night ,I have a dream ,I see a girl ---smiling!
英语演讲幽默笑话篇7
Music, in short, is text plus melody. But what I want to say is that music is not only that, but it has a deeper side.
Music has made a great deal for me. Drink a cup of boiling water, listening to Tang Lei"s lilac, the beautiful melody, I will be intoxicated, that is not fast nor slow lyrics, trendy and some easy to pronounce. Music is the crystallization of a language. It goes further than language. It"s a style of expression, like Magee"s stuttering wit, singing 500 words a minute, like Tang Lei"s slow expression of melody. Music attracts us with its new trends and romance. It is our obsession with it and its worship of stars. At this point, the music influenced me very deeply. Music has deeply shaped my heart.
The lyrics are music lyrics is essential, the music of "striker", its text highlights a music theme, like "the world is only a good mother" this song, lyrics the mother of his son"s upbringing of the heart, the son of the mother"s return. Lyrics are a big attraction to us. The lyrics inspired me, some of the lyrics about the philosophy of life, make me goosebumps, let my life accomplishment has been nurtured.
Music is more than just pop music. Classical music is also a popular form of music. Let"s open our minds and talk about the meaning of the two kinds of music.
Pop music, as is known to all, is a piece of cake for you to name a few pop singers, because these new people are already listening to pop songs... I"m a faithful listener of pop songs, in the computer, in the car... ... play are all pop songs, in addition to keep up with the times, I also feel to the creators of conscience with bitter, in order to let us feast, try to develop new concepts, the creation of popular, popular songs! Pop music, a musical expert, develops the highest achievement in music. In other words, aren"t we all fans of pop stars the propagandist of pop music?
Classical music, another masterpiece of music, "masterpiece", perhaps in the eyes of people, is rotten. I don"t think so. The benefits of classical music - - let"s know history. Classical music performance is not only a style of music, from classical music melody and lyrics, we can see the development of history, so we study history is not boring, you can also walk into the long history, isn"t it?
Music is not a melody of words and melodies, but it has a more profound side, which benefits us a lot. Music influenced me. Music is the philosophy that I have learned and enriched my life after school......
英语演讲幽默笑话篇8
Music, as the rain falls the strings, percussion windows, finger tapping bamboo, the original forms of life occasionally out of bounds. To calm the reality of life brings ripples, let all the people know is not by a click sound, as if to see another life spectacular, dangerous and beautiful. That is the bloom and fall of the other shore world, is from our blood and soul of the deepest throbbing. This is music to my feeling, people will be attracted by the music is normal, but let me also don"t understand music to exhaust all the skills, why is there so much charm? It"s really a problem.
The music sounded, knocked down the big chime heavy color, dignified tinged with cruelty and misery, full of heavy sense of the drum for mountains as it is everywhere, but equal to anything, ignorant, neither sad nor happy.
The music continues, like Xiao prelude with some slight discomfort, and when the piano sound stability regulator for Aoyama Hideki, everything became quiet. We will sound mildly, extradited to the other side of the world to rhyme. Where the natural appearance has never changed, the Castle Peak eternal silence, vegetation anger relaxation, Yamano Makiyoshizumi tactfully, air contains fragrance, life is like a free dance in the world, the shift cycle. Then the breeze gradually, drum music bud, like the dawn, wake up the first breath of life.
There are always some songs, can let your heart suddenly cracked open, the wind blows, a pond wrinkle. Instant smile, but see Sakura as flame burns, in the quiet world, we just need to ask you to stop Mo Mo, try to stay at the moment, but life is fleeting, youth from open from rest. These songs, very elegant, should not make people feel sad, as though it should be flat and layers of curtains, skin from the snow woman placid face. But who can hear the joy and sorrow of being buried in time under twelve gorgeous clothes?
What color is the most elegant, than the Navy and Zhu Hong, and the two is the most brutal, partial color, so it is with music.
Bright, almost transparent voices tell us loneliness and hope. In the afternoon, the white clouds float across the sky, and at night we can see stars. In the sky, we can always find ourselves in the mood.
There are songs, like Grandma"s dry lips, songs of nursery rhymes. Desolate sound, accompanied by blurred electronic music, brings the warmth of piercing.
The music grew fast and came to a place where the four petals of jasmine were blooming in the ancient wall.
The music gradually slow, the walls of the monuments four petal Jasmine emblem with the moonlight shone red purple Xuan was shining up slowly, spread, spread to the first blood only accounted for the entire sky.
The song as always loud and high, more rare self-confidence, smile blooming in the melody. Collocation electronic piano music, every note in his life like jumping.
Music gives us too much heart throb, once the smoke, the eyes of the spring bloom, the youth are sing it with clean voice in the morning wake up, lazy to walk in the sun.
It is the human heart that composes the music, and the music shows another inner world.
Why is there so much charm of music, listening to the sounds of tapping bamboo, I think I found the answer.
英语演讲幽默笑话篇9
honorable judges, fellow students: good afternoon!
recently, ther is a heated debate in our society. the college students arethe beneficiaries of a rare privilege, who receive exceptional education atextraordinary places. but will we be able to face the challenge and supportourselves against all odds? will we be able to better the lives of others? willwe be able to accept the responsibility of building the future of ourcountry?
the cynics say the college students are the pampered lost generation, whichwould cringe at the slightest discomfort. but the cynics are wrong. the collegestudents i see are eagerly learning about how to live independently. we helpeach other clean the dormitory, go shopping and bargain together, and take parttime jobs to supplement our pocket money.
the cynics say we care for nothing other than grades; and we neglect theneed for character cultivation. but again, the cynics are wrong. we care deeplyfor each other, we cherish freedom, we treasure justice, and we seek truth. lastweek, thousands of my fellow students had their blood type tested in order tomake a contribution for the children who suffer from blood cancer.
as college students, we are adolescents at the critical turning point inour lives. we all face a fundamental choice: cynicism or faith, each willprofoundly impact our future, or even the future of our country. i believe inall my fellow classmates. though we are still inexperienced and even a littlebit childish. i believe that we have the courage and faith to meet any challengeand take on our responsibilities. we are preparing to assume newresponsibilities and tasks, and to use the education we have received to makeour world a better place. i believein our future.
Today I am very glad to be here to share with you my ideas of success. Whatis success? It is what everyone is longing for.Sometimes success would be rathersimple. Winning a game is success; getting a high grade in the exam is success;making a new friend is success; even now I am standing here giving my speech issomehow also success.
However, as a person’s whole life is concerned, success becomes verycomplicated. Is fortune success? Is fame success? Is high social status success?No, I don’t think so. I believe success is the realization of people’s hopes andideals.Nowadays, in the modern society there are many people who are regarded asthe successful. And the most obvious characteristics of hem are money, highposition and luxurious life. So most people believe that s success and all thatthey do is for this purpose. But the problem is wether it is real success. Weall know there are always more money, higher position and better condition infront of us. If we keep chasing them, where is the end? What will satisfy us atlast? Therefore, we can see, to get the real Success we must need somethinginside, which is the realization of people’s hopes and ideals.
Different people have different ideas about success; cause people’s hopesand ideas vary from one another. But I am sure every success is dear toeverybody, cause it is not easy to come by, cause in the process of our strivingfor success, we got both our body and soul tempted, meanwhile we are enlightenedby the most valuable qualities of human beings: love, patient, courage and senseof responsibility. These are the best treasures. So now I am very proud that Ihave this opportunity to stand here speaking to all of you. It is my success,cause I raise up to challenge my hope.
What is success? Everyone has his own interpretation as I do. But I am sureevery success leads to an ever-brighter future. So ladies and gentlemen, believein our hopes, believe in ourselves, we, every one of us, can make asuccessfullife! Wish you all good success!
early morning, happy bird singing, accompany us go strollw floral path andwatched the we walked into the campus, eye is full of happiness. sunshine shopin writing has "e, nanjing normal university affiliated yangzi dickers" e, thebronze medal and put downy light reflection to our body, we cheerfully acceptedthis light, vigorous entered in campus. on the way to the classroom, and everyday that we can all see beautiful fountain and pool, and forceful huaihe booksand rather ?
the most successful person may not be the smartest ones.according to asurvey conducted among a group of people who were in the same university tenyears ago , those whose grade-point average was in the middle fifty percent ,all become rich or managers of different fields , while not a single young manof the upper ten percent becomes an executive or boss. why the smartest kids inthe classwill not end up the richest? why those who are not excellent in studiestend to be managers or own their own enterprise in their later life? and whatfactors lead to succein career and life if brains are not the only answer?according to my observation , academic brightneis only part of the story , theother factors are very important. one ingredient , among other things , is goodinterpersonal skills. there is stong evidence that friendship can help to tideyou over a period of difficulty. with a wide circle of friends who can betrusted yo provide information and resources, your chances of succeare muchhigher. on the contrary , if you are competent in profession , but havedifficulty in getting along with your colleagues and even your boss, you canhardly survive the corporation. another component is the ability to expreoneself. in today s world , what really counts is the ability to expreoneself ratherthan technical competence or professional knowledge . the larger the orgnizationof which you are an employee , and th fiercer the competition , the moreimportant it will be that you know how to convey your thoughts and convinceothers of your ideas. personality is also an important factor. whateverdifficulty or situation , those who appear relaxed and confident are nearer tosuccess. obviously , among the ingredients for succe, intelligence counts forthe half , the rest depends on your personality , and other abilities.
英语演讲幽默笑话篇10
各位家长：
大家好!我们其实已经有过沟通了，我在学期初曾给大家发过一封家长信，非常感谢大家对我的信任和在回执中所提出的意见和建议下面我将简单总结一下前一段时间的工作，并和您共同探讨我们下一步的努力方向。
我们这学期的教学目的是：
1、激发学生学习英语的兴趣，培养他们英语学习的积极态度，使他们建立初步的学习英语的自信心。
2、培养学生一定的语感和良好的语音、语调并初步打下良好的书写基础。
3、培养良好的学习习惯。
本学期的具体要求是：学习1——12单元，每一个单元分为A、B、C、D、E、F五个部分，其中A、B、C三部分要求听得懂，会读，会背、会说;D、E、F部分不做要求，主要目的是听录音跟读跟唱，培养语感和学习兴趣。
我平时在教学中比较注意以下几点：
1、学习兴趣的培养，在课堂上进行多种多样的游戏活动;组织学生分角色表演课文中的故事。
2、学习习惯的养成。主要是认真听的习惯，不光要听老师讲，也要听同学的发言。在家还要养成自觉听录音的习惯。
3、积极发言。很多家长在给我的回执中提到，希望老师给孩子更多的发言机会，或者说自己的孩子比较内向，希望老师多提问。我也充分认识到这一点，如果一个三年级的孩子上课不敢开口说英语，那他在以后漫长的学习英语的日子里该怎么办?所以孩子有什么不良的情况，我都会与您及时联系。
我希望您在家里帮助我做的事情：在家为孩子创设良好的语言学习环境，我们都知道学生英语学习的效果和学习投入的时间以及接触英语的频率是有很大关系的，只依靠课堂教学时间，很难将英语学得扎实，所以我也要给您留点作业。
1、督促孩子听录音。您应该每天固定一个时间让孩子听教学录音磁带，并鼓励孩子大声跟读，最好是听一句，跟读一句，这样可以提高听读的准确性，如果您有时间的话，陪孩子一起听，一起读的效果会更好。
2、及时发现孩子的进步并给予肯定。孩子的英语学习有一个循序渐进的过程，家长一定要关注他所付出的努力和每一点微小的进步，每次都要加以肯定，给他们以继续学习的动力，当自己的孩子说英语时，先不要在意孩子发音是否正确、句子是否规范，只要他敢于开口说英语，这就是进步和成功。我举个例子，比如说，今天英语课上学习了五个单词，孩子回到家，您可能就想检查孩子学会了没有，这时就会出现三种情况：
(1)孩子五个词都会读，皆大欢喜。
(2)孩子只会读二个词，这时您不要说，“你怎么还有三个词不会读，”而要说：“你看这两个都回读了，别的词你去听听录音也一定能会读的。”
(3)孩子一个词都不会读，这并不说明孩子上课没学会，这时你可以对孩子说：“爸爸妈妈知道你上课认真听讲了，只是学过的东西要是不及时复习就忘记了，你现在听听录音，好好复习复习吧!”另外，语言学习需要一个过程，每个孩子在学习的时候接受速度的快慢也是不同的，您千万不要将自己的孩子与别人的孩子相提并论，尤其是不要当着孩子的面说：“你看人家谁谁学得多快，再看看你!”
3、当发现孩子有学习困难和障碍的时候，家长要有耐心，切忌急躁，要了解孩子问题存在的原因，帮助孩子度过难关。
我就说这么多，谢谢大家!
英语演讲幽默笑话篇11
Honorable Judges, fellow students:
Good afternoon!
Recently, ther is a heated debate in our society. The college students arethe beneficiaries of a rare privilege, who receive exceptional education atextraordinary places. But will we be able to face the challenge and supportourselves against all odds? Will we be able to better the lives of others? Willwe be able to accept the responsibility of building the future of ourcountry?
The cynics say the college students are the pampered lost generation, whichwould cringe at the slightest discomfort. But the cynics are wrong. The collegestudents I see are eagerly learning about how to live independently. We helpeach other clean the dormitory, go shopping and bargain together, and take parttime s to supplement our pocket money.
The cynics say we care for nothing other than grades; and we neglect theneed for character cultivation. But again, the cynics are wrong. We care deeplyfor each other, we cherish freedom, we treasure justice, and we seek truth. Lastweek, thousands of my fellow students had their blood type tested in order tomake a contribution for the children who suffer from blood cancer.
As college students, we are adolescents at the critical turning point inour lives. We all face a fundamental choice: cynicism or faith, each willprofoundly impact our future, or even the future of our country. I believe inall my fellow classmates. Though we are still inexperienced and even a littlebit childish. I believe that we have the courage and faith to meet any challengeand take on our responsibilities. We are preparing to assume newresponsibilities and tasks, and to use the education we have received to makeour world a better place. I believe in our future.
英语演讲幽默笑话篇12
Good afternoon， my dear friends：
I am very happy to meet you is my great honor to communicate with you atsuch a special t of all，please allow me to express my appreciation to you all tolistion to me.
I am proud of being a college collegelife is fresh，new teachers， newclassmates and new friends. I like the friendship， and their wide knowledge andopening mind. The grand library， school buildings and wide playground attrattdeme very college life is better than I expected， I can do anything I like. In thecollege we can not only learn the professional knowledge，but also develop ourcomprehensive we can make full use of the period，we can learn many useful des，weshould have the active attitude to our life，do a contributionto the egelife isthe most precious time in our of us want to become an outstanding man. But thereare some students still waste their time. They get together for eating， drinkingor playing cards. They"re busy in searching for a girlfriend or a boyfriend.They completely forget their task as college students.
Finally， I hope everybody can try their best to become a worthy person toour country， and make great contributions to the society!
英语演讲幽默笑话篇13
Good evening ,Ladies and Gentlemen:
Thank you very much for choosing to come in such a cold night.Today mytopic is about choice and process.A research shows that a man has to make 73choices one day.With so many choices one day, people easily get so confused andafraid of making wrong choice that they hesitate and finally miss the true partof life. In my opinion, the following part is of much more importance than thechoice. There is no absolute right or wrong choice but wonderful or boring life,which the process makes the difference.
Life is a box of chocolate,you never know what you will get. Forrest Gumpmade no decision by and for himself but he accomplished great success with hisstrong will in the process. The process is not the road itself but the attitudesand feelings ,the caution, courage and persistance we have as we encounter newexperience and unexpected obstacles. Take myself as an example, I changed mymajor when I became a postgraduate. After the choice,days have been harsh forme.I cannot understand the new lessons at all. For they are closely related tomathmatics which I learned nothing about before. However wuth the belief thatthis is the great chance for me to experience new ideas and challenge myself,Ipersisted. I asked for help from every channel and reorgonized my life.Gradually I could understand some parts and even found mathsinteresting.Moreover, I learned to act instead of complaining. In retrospect,thechoice left no trace in my mind but the happiness and bitterness of the pastfour months becomes an unforgetable experience in my life.
No matter what the choice is, enjoy the process. In the process, yourpotential will be inspired and new discoveries,improvement and progress willcome to you. These are the most beautiful sceneries and only on the way can yousee it.These make your life colorful.
There is no need and I donnot want to judge whether it right or wrong forme to be here,but I congratulate to myself for I gain and enjoy this fantasticexperience. So my dear friends,never worry about your choice and enjoy theprocess. I am sure you will get something new and intersting tonight after youchose to come here.
Thank you!